Foot, meet mouth.

Txt msg from Boyfriend: “It wasn’t just you! [Boyfriend’s Flatmate] is avoiding [Boyfriend’s Ex] too!”

Me: “I’m not exactly avoiding your ex! It’s just I wanted to spend tonight drinking and looking at the internet!”

Me: “I mean, it’s cool you guys hang out and everything! Say hi for me!”

Boyfriend: “lololol, I meant [Boyfriend’s Flatmate] hasn’t just been avoiding you. He’s avoiding [Boyfriend’s Ex] as well.”

So, we’ve learned: my boyfriend’s flatmate is afraid of all women, not just me and I’m kind of a jerk and now the boyfriend knows it. As does his ex.

Ugh.

Foot, meet mouth.

Txt msg from Boyfriend: “It wasn’t just you! [Boyfriend’s Flatmate] is avoiding [Boyfriend’s Ex] too!”

Me: “I’m not exactly avoiding your ex! It’s just I wanted to spend tonight drinking and looking at the internet!”

Me: “I mean, it’s cool you guys hang out and everything! Say hi for me!”

Boyfriend: “lololol, I meant [Boyfriend’s Flatmate] hasn’t just been avoiding you. He’s avoiding [Boyfriend’s Ex] as well.”

So, we’ve learned: my boyfriend’s flatmate is afraid of all women, not just me and I’m kind of a jerk and now the boyfriend knows it. As does his ex.

Ugh.

Posted 10 months ago & Filed under dating, txt msgs, foot in mouth disease,

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