darwin deez - radar detector (official video) (by darwindeeez)
darwin deez - radar detector (official video) (by darwindeeez)
The Last Time I Kept A Diary
The last time I kept a diary was in art school. I saw it - correctly, as it turns out - as a fun but finiate period of my life.
One of my classmates asked me why I was so out there all the time, and why didn’t I just try and be cool? I replied that I was only going to go to school for four years. And after that, water colours and clashing prints and slim books of poetry and so much self-fucking-introspection would be looked upon differently, so’s I may as well try and enjoy them as much as I could.
I was right. And since then, I haven’t kept a diary.
Now, now, is a new time. I’m single. Single, for the first time in a while. Single and neurotic. Single, and trying internet dating.
Someone said to me, if you date online, you should blog it, I’d read it. I thought, okay.
So that’s what this is going to become. Hello, world. Let’s hope this next time I keep a diary is as amusing as the last.
WTF NEW ZEALAND?!
World’s biggest insect found by an explorer in New Zealand. Can I be the first to say NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO?
(via The Sun)
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(via ofpaperandponies)
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Boy said he loved me for the first time the other day. It’s very sweet of him - but he said it on election day and now I can’t help but think of him as a consolation prize for the election my team lost.
Shut up, I am not.
(Source: gorilla-manor)
Grrrr, the boy is studying and it’s making him pissy. I knew I should have held out for someone jaded and old.
